I am SO lucky that the librarians aren't bitches.
I got a cookbook almost a year ago, and lent it to Niki, because she was gonna try to veg thing. So, we graduated; she moved to NL, and I never got the mofo back. I didn't get anything all summer, and decided to ignore it because I was leaving for Ashland, assuming I'd only be back on holidays and summer.
Well, obviously, that didn't happen, so I've been using my sister's card to check out books, until I get the cookbook back, or have 30 dollars to blow on paying off the charge.
Well, I was at the library about 20 minutes ago, and I was looking something up on the catalog, which is mere yards away from the front desk. The desk lady was on the phone, and I heard the following:
"Is Deborah there? ... Oh, she's here? Right now? ... Okay, well I'll see if I can catch her."
So I'm like, "Oh hell; they want their bloody book back." I was finished getting my books like, 2 minutes after she hung up, so I go up there, reciting the birth date, age, and spelling fo my little sister's name. Luckily, she's only 3 years younger than me, so I could pull it off no problemo. The lady scanned the card, and was like, "Oh, I think I just called your house. Are you Deborah?"
Knowing if I said yes, she would bust up my shit and take my bookses away, I said, "No, she's my sister." She asked, "Is she here with you now?" And I said, "No; I've no idea where she is; I think she mentioned coming today or tomorrow though. D'you want me to deliver a message? :D :D :D" So she said no, she'd just called.
All is well, right?
I got home, and my mom told me she told the librarian I have white-blonde hair and glasses. x_x She so knew. So. Knew. I kind of feel bad; those ladies have let me get away with murder because I'm not one of the scummy teenagers who skulks around the youth department. And because I was dating one of the librarian boys last summer. Ha. Oh well. They won't be too pissy; Peg Burington likes me, I think. Although I did semi-corrupt her son (the librarian boy) when we were dating o_O Anywho. They loves me. I hope.
I'm redecorating my room sometime soon. I'm coming up with a color scheme and style in the next few days; got interior design books and everything 8D